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[ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]

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2 years 6 months ago #163079 by peterlondon
peterlondon created the topic: [ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]
In Swedish but this one is so good it deserves to be translated. Anyone? :P

One of the first R.I.S. album reviews I ever read.


CRASHDÏET - Rest In Sleaze album
Source : www.blaskan.nu

Jag måste tillstå att Crashdiet som vill uppleva och återuppväcka 80-talets sleaze/hårdrockscen med spandexbrallor och den löjliga pudelhårsrocken. Crashdiet är enbart ett patetiskt hårdrockband som har mest pudelclownen som högsta upphöjda vision. Det skulle kunna varit roligt om inte bandet var så kolossalt uselt som hårdrockpastisch. För jag ser inget värde i bandets exsitens och förövrigt kan jag tänka mig några storbystade tonårsbrudar falla i trance inför skräpbandet. Det är dåliga låtar, tråkig produktion och fånigt i allmänhet. Det är därför bättre att spendera tid på Hardcore Superstars musik. Dom är glammiga och rockiga som bara den.

Written in 2005 by Dr. Indie

“Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think.
Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there
was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than
when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh...

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2 years 6 months ago #163113 by nopeimnotalice
nopeimnotalice replied the topic: Re:[ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]
I will try later on, when I'm awake!

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2 years 6 months ago - 2 years 6 months ago #163114 by nopeimnotalice
nopeimnotalice replied the topic: [ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]
I tried. Maybe not the best, but...

CRASHDÏET - Rest In Sleaze album

Source : www.blaskan.nu

I have to say that Crashdiet who wants to experience and resurrect the 80-ies sleaze/hardrock scene with spandex pants and the silly poodlehairrock. Crashdiet is a pathetic metalband that have the poodlerock clown as their higher vision. It could have been fun if the band wasn't so extremly bad as a metal parody. Because I don't see a value in this bands existance at all, and by the way, the only ones who is going to fall in a trance over this crappy band is teenage girls with big boobs.

They have bad tunes, their production us boring, and silly in general.

This is why you should spend time to listen to Hardcore Superstar instead. They are glam and rocks as heck.

Written in 2005 by Dr. Indie
Last Edit: 2 years 6 months ago by peterlondon.
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2 years 6 months ago #163138 by nopeimnotalice
nopeimnotalice replied the topic: Re:[ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]
What a pity to Dr. Indie then, that some of your fans ain't being teenage girls with big boobs.
I'm a "girl" alright, but a grown up woman, and guess what, no big boobs either.

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2 years 6 months ago #163140 by friedoctopus
friedoctopus replied the topic: Re:[ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]
:lol: I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

"Though strange lay the waters from which they emerged, they glanced upon the world as their own; yet deep in their hearts they knew all the time that this was not really their home." -Watain, 'They Rode On,' 2013
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2 years 6 months ago #163155 by peterlondon
peterlondon replied the topic: [ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]

nopeimnotalice wrote: I tried. Maybe not the best, but...


I think it's great, thank you for taking your time! :)

“Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think.
Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there
was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than
when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh...
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2 years 6 months ago #163156 by nopeimnotalice
nopeimnotalice replied the topic: Re:[ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]

peterlondon wrote:

nopeimnotalice wrote: I tried. Maybe not the best, but...


I think it's great, thank you for taking your time! :)


You're welcome, it was fun!

But that review...

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2 years 6 months ago #163202 by fizzy
fizzy replied the topic: [ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]

nopeimnotalice wrote: I have to say that Crashdiet who wants to experience and resurrect the 80-ies sleaze/hardrock scene with spandex pants and the silly poodlehairrock. Crashdiet is a pathetic metalband that have the poodlerock clown as their higher vision. It could have been fun if the band wasn't so extremly bad as a metal parody. Because I don't see a value in this bands existance at all, and by the way, the only ones who is going to fall in a trance over this crappy band is teenage girls with big boobs.

They have bad tunes, their production us boring, and silly in general.

This is why you should spend time to listen to Hardcore Superstar instead. They are glam and rocks as heck.


brilliant! hit the nail on the head :P

thanks for translating :)

"So you ask me how it feels to be a stick in the wheel
I tell you honey it feels alright
to be another clog in the wrecking machine
wouldn't even cross my mind"
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2 years 6 months ago #163203 by nopeimnotalice
nopeimnotalice replied the topic: Re:[ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]
@P. fizzy Suxx, thanks a lot

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2 years 6 months ago #163218 by peterlondon
peterlondon replied the topic: Re:[ALBUM REVIEW] Rest In Sleaze by blaskan.nu [SWEDISH]

P. fizzy Suxx wrote: brilliant! hit the nail on the head :P


Haha it is brilliant indeed ;)

“Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think.
Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there
was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than
when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh...

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