Waiter - "We've got apple juice, orange juice, chocolate milk..."
Simon - "No alcohol?"
Waiter - "oh, no we don't have alchohol, sorry."
Simon - "No beers or anything?"
Waiter - "No beers, sorry."
Martin cross his arms and says..."Ah, I'm not really hungry"
Laughed so hard at that!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.